A Little Dose of Humor...
9 Things I Hate About
Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is
yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their rear
to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they
refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if
you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the
last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you
keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
5. When people say while watching a
film "did you see that?". No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema
and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask
you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did
ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people
say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone
asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be
standing here?
Submitted By: Donn Fricke
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