A Little Dose of Humor...
The Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away...
A beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she
sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her
castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and
said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an
evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am.
And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in
your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined
sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white
wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to
herself:
"Silly little frog - I don't freakin
think so."
Submitted By: Linda Thornton
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